简短幽默英文自我评价怎么写？( 六 )

2005年下期，我们进入了“高考魔鬼训练营”这个时期给我感触最大的就是同学们的脸色，头一天黄色——正常；第二天，红色——可能熬了夜；第三天吓人居然是绿色的，我乍一看满教室都是交通指示灯，肯定随便拉三儿到路口一站，给交通部门节约大批费用。
2006年，也就是今年，我19岁的时候，我去年18岁的时候，我前年17岁的时候，我18年前吃奶的时候，面临人生的重大转折，我感触很多，为此，妹妹对我做了一个专访：木飞哥，高考了，现在心情怎么样？”我说：“紧张，就象女生第一次怀孕样。”“那你有什么打算？”“把孩子生下来！”我说，妹妹狂喷血！高考体检，医生叫我把裤子脱了，我红着脸问她想干什么，她说了一句话，我脸马上就拉下来了，她说：我代你妈抽你……现在我乱七八糟的写完妈妈说：每一天都要过得很好，灿烂的日子才会微笑。我想妈妈说的真好，不愧是木飞的妈妈，成长需要一点点风雨，一些些磨砺，还有一些刻骨铭心的记忆……
19 years old, male, unmarried.born in january 1987, was born the specific coordinates 197.5 degrees north latitude, 36.55 degrees east
longitude.birthplace: hospital after the birth of the first thing to do cry, why, because i have a first saw two people smile of huan there, thought, i who provoke ridicule accidentally?in february 1987, the full moon, there are lots of people come to for my birthday, send a red envelope

简短幽默英文自我评价怎么写？

1, the person is always enthusiastic with a sincere (not including my rival).
2, is the wife of the best and only outlet (only two people).
3, cheerful, good, rational and impulsive coexistence of mixed players, only the analysis of the problem, not violence to solve the problem (except when his wife hurt).
4, man-specific, a flower of a fruit type, can safely surrender all feelings. I really is a good boy!
Fourth, the disadvantage analysis
1, girls want to catch the tortoise please stop, although I also want to meet you, but I really have not much money.
2, all day full of fantasy girl also stay, life is not a fairy tale, I am a reality only do not seek unreal people.
3, if I really fall in love with you, I will be good to you, so you want to escape (to correct).
4, like a long time I only thought of this a few.
5. Finally, we must honor the elderly, good love life, be aggressive! Height (160 or so, weighing 42-56KG or so, I 172,62 KG)

简短幽默英文自我评价怎么写？

1, I was looking for his wife, not to play.
2, to eat diet pills, and one day to the bar drilling several times, depending on KTV, such as pro father who do not interfere.
3, there are people who smoke away, and occasionally pumping one or two except (just to play). Women sometimes smoke really beautiful, but I really do not want at home when you send me one, I send you a pumping endless.