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英语打油诗A limerick is a five line verse with the rhyme scheme of aabba.
The a-lines should have five feet while the b-lines have only three feet.
It is normally but not always light or humorous.[由Www.smesun.Com整理]
A Day Challenge
You take up the challenge to write女生签名
then stay up all day and all night.
To think of a verse
can be a real curse.悲伤签名
You want all the words to be right.
Don't worry if your words sound daft.
Remember it's only a draft
and then if you're wise
next month you'll revi
Interesting Poems
Roses are red Violets are blue.
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you.
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Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
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LIMERICK
A limerick is a five line verse with the rhyme scheme of aabba.
The a-lines should have five feet while the b-lines have only three feet.
It is normally but not always light or humorous.
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A Day Challenge
You take up the challenge to write
then stay up all day and all night.
To think of a verse
can be a real curse.
You want all the words to be right.
Don't worry if your words sound daft.
Remember it's only a draft
and then if you're wise
next month you'll revise
and wonder if others have laughed.
You might have enough for a book.
If you haven't don't cry or sook.
Sit down and write more
than you did before.
When it's published I'll have a look.
I wish you success with your dreams.
It's easy if we work in teams
so all in due course
lets give it more sauce.
It isn't as tough as it seems.
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Kitchen Capers
There’s capers afoot in the kitchen.
The cat is quite drunk and it’s twitchin’
It drank two pints of ale
Then lapped up a cocktail
Danced a jig then said “It’s bewitchin’.”
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Why
Two towers crashed down from the sky
Causing innocent people to die
Terror and war
What is it for
I never will understand why
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Monique
There once was a girl called Monique
She had such a perfect physique
Her bust is so round
But mine can't be found
Beside her I feel quite a freak
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A Limerick for Paul
A middle aged man called Paul
Said 'No' when his angel did call
Please go away
I want to stay