英语打油诗( 二 ) _问人人知识网

I'm living and having a ball
I know that I'll meet you one day
But for now just please go away
I'm writing a book
If you want you can look
Just go and let me have my say
I'm good you can check with my wife
But sometimews I find I'm in strife
Don't pinch my car
Or you won't get far
And I'll make you pay with your life
I don't want to meet the Grim Reaper
But he seems to think he's my keeper
Now's not my time
I'm busy with rhyme
He'll just have to dig that grave deeper
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Christine
There once was a girl called Christine
She smoked far too much nicotine
She coughed and she spluttered
The Doc came and muttered
She has to go in quarantine
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Bertie and Gertie
A couple called Bertie and Gertie
Said life will begin when you're thirty
You lose inhibition
Try any position
Enjoy getting flirty and dirty
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Ask
Don't read your teenagers diary
Life at home could bee fiery
It's an easier task
More respectful to ask
Just make a discreet enquiry
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you
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I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in airit was blown away.
I wrote your name on my heart
i got Heart Attack
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God saw me hungry he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty he created Pepsi
He saw me in dark he created light
He saw me without problems he created YOU.
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When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him to free u from darkness
【英语打油诗】and if after you pray and you're still in darknessplease pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!